This morning as I drove along the motorway I fell in love with cruise control. You'd think that at the ripe old age of almost fifty one I would be completely familiar with this functionality. But the truth is my new ute is the first vehicle I have ever owned that has cruise control.
For years I was quite satisfied with my late model Toyota Hiace vans until I decided on a changes and bought a ute two years ago.And cruise control? An effete option and besides why would you have it on a vehicle in this country anyway as we don't have the long straight highways that would make it worthwhile to have?
There was nothing wrong with the ute, it was a major improvement on the van in terms of ride comfort and safety, but it was really a bit rough around the edges in comparison to a car.
Enter the new model utes now on the market from all the main manufacturers over the last year or so and the the change in the ute market and the change in the expectations of many of the people that buy them. Just as many people buy them as their daily transport or to transport their toys around (like me) as do the businesses, farmers and tradesmen.
Ok they are still small trucks and they drive like trucks but they have a lot more of the standard options that you would expect in a decent car and the new one is simply a quantum leap ahead over the old ute.
Roll forward to a month or so ago. I had been debating for ages whether to upgrade. I really agonise over this kind of decision. It's not about whether I have the money but whether I should spend it. You know the arguments. Sinking money into a new vehicle is a waste and yeah I could have paid the cash I put into a new vehicle off my mortgage but....... For me being able to buy new vehicles is a sign of success in my day job and I enjoy the new vehicle smell. No doubt my attitude would be a bit different if I wasn't lucky enough to qualify for a fleet discount which takes some of the pain away.
Fast forward to rolling down the motorway this fine Saturday morning in light traffic. One click and flick of a switch and there I am cruising along at 102 kilometres an hour. Assuming that my speedo is accurate I suddenly realised how slow the traffic flow really generally is even when there are very few cars on the road.
Make cruise control mandatory I say and maybe we wouldn't have so many bottle necks caused by people meandering along at low speeds on our motorways.
To easy right?
Friday, 15 March 2013
Saturday, 9 March 2013
The Skid Chronicles Part 2
Excerpt form the The Skid Chronicles part 2
Bruce wondered why he had never thought
of hijacking one of the patrol ships before as piloting one was just like
playing on a virtual flight trainer game on the internet. He blissfully ignored
the fact that he would never have got even close to one of them previously. He
also ignored the probability that even if he had got aboard he would just as likely have blown the space port and
himself to bits rather than getting off
the ground, let alone managing to get back
to earth.
Myfair had shown him what most of the
controls did, showed him how to set a course to anywhere on Skid and back to
earth, but nowhere else. Myfair had also suggested that he not fiddle with
various knobs and buttons on one side of the console in a most un-Skidlike
manner. This was like a red rag to a bull to Bruce who suspected they must
control the ships weapons systems and he itched for a suitable target and an
opportunity to test them.
Bruce enjoyed piloting the space craft,
though he was looking forward to seeing what had become of his farm even more. The
farm that he had hewn from the landscape just like his ancestors had hacked
their’s out of the bush. He conveniently forgot about the huge trees that his
pioneering ancestors had had to deal with, with nothing more than an axe and a
pit saw and the years of superhuman struggle they’d had to break in the farm.
Bruce felt as if he was coming home after a long trip away, which after he thought
about it for a moment was quite odd.
Odd because not so long ago he hated the place, hated the
planet and the people that inhabited it and yearned for the real home that he
thought he would never see again. Now he felt some sort of proprietary interest
in what was happening there as if it was his and not the property of those that
lived there. He wondered if he would feel the same way if he ever got back to
his real home again. He thought about that possibility for a moment and found
to his surprise that going home or not going home didn't seem to mean as much
to him as he believed it once had. All he had always wanted was embodied in the
baby that Sue held, and well maybe in Sue herself although he wasn’t all that
sure about that yet.
Bruce shook his head in disbelief. It
was as if whatever emotional bonds he had developed for the place he had grown
up and bound him there had been shattered. If he did ever go back home to earth
his homecoming would certainly be different. While his absence had not been
missed before, this time his departure had been far more public and would be
hard to hide. He was also determined that if he did return to earth it would be
in full control over his memories.
It wasn't hard to conjure up a vision of
Trev being grilled by the thought police, or of Mrs Pratt who must be having a
hard time explaining the disappearance of little Bruce to the cops and the gun
she toted.
As the space ship sped over the vast
empty Skidian plain Bruce caught sight of the meandering line of trees that
marked the river beside which he had built his home on Skid, more correctly the
house that had been built for him. He thought he recognized the line of low
hills close to the farm and looked around nervously for Myfair because despite
his new found confidence in piloting the craft he wasn’t actually sure of the
procedure for landing the spaceship.
How
did you land these things? He wondered. He needn't have worried. As the
patrol craft skimmed over the trees the farm came into view and after making a
circuit of the farm it descended, slowed and landed gently beside the barn
without any input from Bruce who was left wondering whether he had actually
been in control at all.
During the circuit Bruce had seen people
running towards the house from various points about the farm and wondered why
they would do that. None of them had turned up where the craft had landed,
though as he walked down the ramp behind Myfair he could see some Skidians
looking down the hill at them. That struck him as a little strange. But he was
more interested in the farm which from the air looked much as he'd left it.
Looking around Bruce wasn't so sure as
he looked closer. The garden they had so carefully planted and tended now looked
like a wilderness and the fence around it sagged as if something had tried to
jump over it and landed on top of it instead.
Bruce wrinkled his nose distastefully,
the place had an air of sad neglect, like a rental house, where nobody really
cared about the place because it wasn't their's and it showed in the rank grass,
the sagging gates and the tools and chairs left discarded about the yard.
The dogs ran out of the space ship behind
them and reacquainted themselves with their old stamping ground as Sue carry
the baby and Bruce followed Myfair up the hill towards the house.
Mitch stood indecisively at the door of
the space ship and looked out. Nobody had told him to do anything so he wasn’t
sure what he should be doing and he was not used to alighting from an aircraft
without a military salute to acknowledge and a red carpet to stride
purposefully down. Should he follow the others or stay put? He asked himself.
He could see some people peering down the hill at them and wasn't sure whether
they were friendly or not. They didn't look too happy. Some looked as if they
were brandishing objects that looked very much like weapons. His old fear of
open spaces made him feel giddy and he teetered on the threshold wondering if
he was going to faint. He reached out a hand to support himself in the doorway
and told himself to pull together.
The real fear of being left behind
overrode the other conflicting emotions in Mitch’s mind and he made a move to
follow the other three. The door closing behind him as he stepped out of the
spaceship made the decision final. He trotted off after the others as fast as
his out of condition body would allow him and came abreast of them puffing and
coughing wondering if he had the energy to make the climb the rest of the way
up the hill.
Myfair recognized most of the people
standing on the hill and saw them relax as soon as they realized who it was
alighting from the patrol ship. Perhaps
they’ve had other less welcome visitors he decided, wandering bands of
desperate Skidians looking for food and shelter or maybe more formidable, more
demanding visitors from the better appointed industrial complexes. Maybe the
likes of Mischief had learnt of his absence and decided to test the limits of
their power.
Saturday, 16 February 2013
The view from the other side.......what if?
In the last few days planet earth had a close encounter with asteroid 2012DA14. The asteroid was so close that it was actually inside the orbit of some of the satellites swinging around our planet. Pretty close, but all the experts seemed pretty relaxed about it all. I guess there's not a whole lot anyone could do Bruce Willis included, if it was likely to hit us and there was no need to spread any more panic and uncertainty than was neccessary. The twittersphere and other social media was doing a good job of that already.
Unfortunately and coincidentally a meteor shower created widespread damage and panic in central Russia at more or less the same time. While there appears to have been widespread damage, luckily there have been few injuries and no fatalities. I say unfortunately because of course we all draw the dots-the two events must be connected. Apparently not. The meteor shower and asteroid approached us from different directions.
Apart from a reminder about just how vulnerable life as we know it is on this planet in terms of how would we, or even could we, divert a large life threatening asteroid aimed straight at us I did wonder if there is an alternative view to this story.
Imagine the headlines beamed home from a space craft piggybacking on the asteroid as it cruises by on its journey of exploration.
We are not alone! And then; Life discovered in galactic backwater! Primitive civilisation discovered by pioneering space mission. Research probes dropped over major landmass.
Backup contact mission already planned. Potential resource windfall, riches await for intrepid exploreres. Boost to economy predicted.
All attempts at communication failed.
Initial reports suggest a low level of technology, no evidence of space travel beyond their own system. The people of this world pose no threat to us in the foreseeable future
If they are out there I wonder what they think of us for surely we aren't really alone in the universe?
And no Mr Zhirinovsky it wasn't the Americans testing a new weapon.
Unfortunately and coincidentally a meteor shower created widespread damage and panic in central Russia at more or less the same time. While there appears to have been widespread damage, luckily there have been few injuries and no fatalities. I say unfortunately because of course we all draw the dots-the two events must be connected. Apparently not. The meteor shower and asteroid approached us from different directions.
Apart from a reminder about just how vulnerable life as we know it is on this planet in terms of how would we, or even could we, divert a large life threatening asteroid aimed straight at us I did wonder if there is an alternative view to this story.
Imagine the headlines beamed home from a space craft piggybacking on the asteroid as it cruises by on its journey of exploration.
We are not alone! And then; Life discovered in galactic backwater! Primitive civilisation discovered by pioneering space mission. Research probes dropped over major landmass.
Backup contact mission already planned. Potential resource windfall, riches await for intrepid exploreres. Boost to economy predicted.
All attempts at communication failed.
Initial reports suggest a low level of technology, no evidence of space travel beyond their own system. The people of this world pose no threat to us in the foreseeable future
If they are out there I wonder what they think of us for surely we aren't really alone in the universe?
And no Mr Zhirinovsky it wasn't the Americans testing a new weapon.
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Saturday, 9 February 2013
What I have learnt about Indie book promotion... part 2
What have I learnt? Obviously not enough. Think I might as well watch the cricket.
Saturday, 26 January 2013
What I have learnt about Indie book promotion...
While I am busy pecking away at the second novel in the Skid Chronicles series I have also been looking at how to widen my readership for the first book in the series and make my fortune. Yeah right. Making a living at this would be great but I am not about to give up my day job.
I've tried quite a few things to sell copies of my first novel and get a few good reviews on Amazon as that is the key it seems to me-good 5 star reviews. I have twisted people's arms and basically told them to buy my $0.99 novel and write me a good review. This tack has had limited success even when I have offered to give people a dollar as there are far more people that have said to my face that they will download the Kindle version or buy the hard copy than have actually done so. Amazon has pretty good reporting. Clearly I haven't twisted enough arms hard enough.
I have also tried Google Adwords and Facebook adds to no avail, admittedly I can only send people to the Amazon pages via my still dirtbike themed website. Note to self....spend some time on developing a new page. It might help.
All I can say is that I am pleased I tried this avenue but didn't spend too much money in this area. I did spend a chunk of cash on 't' shirts that I mostly gave away that apart from my wife to be I don't believe anyone actually wears. If you want one drop me line.
I've created a Twitter account along with all those other people who create accounts to self promote their product or service. But Twitter is a bit like Facebook, just because you have 'friends' doesn't mean they are going to read your posts and even if they do, it doesn't mean this is going to translate into any sales.
My latest scheme as per all the reading I have done is to generate a media release for the book. Now I just need to find out where to send it. I have never felt comfortable with self promotion and rejection but my skin is getting thicker so maybe I will just send it too as many people as possible. The good old shotgun approach.
Finally all the good blogs and websites say that all I have to do is create is a community of interest and I'll become an instant online best seller and make my fortune.
So if anyone actually reads this blog and wants to become part of my community you can join me on Facebook or Twitter-I promise not to twist your arm. But in case you have forgotten here is the link to the book......amazon.com/Skid-Tasting-plant-ebook/dp/B009FIAMXS
Actually mostly what I have learnt is that there is plenty of good reading out there and at the end of the day nothing much has changed in the world of publishing. While we can do a lot of things to promote our masterpieces and be successfull at it (in an ideal world successfull for me would be making my living out of writing) at the end of the day luck and being in the right place at the right time has a lot to do with it.
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I've tried quite a few things to sell copies of my first novel and get a few good reviews on Amazon as that is the key it seems to me-good 5 star reviews. I have twisted people's arms and basically told them to buy my $0.99 novel and write me a good review. This tack has had limited success even when I have offered to give people a dollar as there are far more people that have said to my face that they will download the Kindle version or buy the hard copy than have actually done so. Amazon has pretty good reporting. Clearly I haven't twisted enough arms hard enough.
I have also tried Google Adwords and Facebook adds to no avail, admittedly I can only send people to the Amazon pages via my still dirtbike themed website. Note to self....spend some time on developing a new page. It might help.
All I can say is that I am pleased I tried this avenue but didn't spend too much money in this area. I did spend a chunk of cash on 't' shirts that I mostly gave away that apart from my wife to be I don't believe anyone actually wears. If you want one drop me line.
I've created a Twitter account along with all those other people who create accounts to self promote their product or service. But Twitter is a bit like Facebook, just because you have 'friends' doesn't mean they are going to read your posts and even if they do, it doesn't mean this is going to translate into any sales.
My latest scheme as per all the reading I have done is to generate a media release for the book. Now I just need to find out where to send it. I have never felt comfortable with self promotion and rejection but my skin is getting thicker so maybe I will just send it too as many people as possible. The good old shotgun approach.
Finally all the good blogs and websites say that all I have to do is create is a community of interest and I'll become an instant online best seller and make my fortune.
So if anyone actually reads this blog and wants to become part of my community you can join me on Facebook or Twitter-I promise not to twist your arm. But in case you have forgotten here is the link to the book......amazon.com/Skid-Tasting-plant-ebook/dp/B009FIAMXS
Actually mostly what I have learnt is that there is plenty of good reading out there and at the end of the day nothing much has changed in the world of publishing. While we can do a lot of things to promote our masterpieces and be successfull at it (in an ideal world successfull for me would be making my living out of writing) at the end of the day luck and being in the right place at the right time has a lot to do with it.
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My first Press Release
FOR
IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Contact:
Keith
Fenwick
PO
Box 90312
Victoria
St West
Auckland
0272066091
New Zealand
Author Publishes Sci Fi Novel on Amazon Kindle
Auckland
NZ, January 29 2013 – New Zealand author, Keith Fenwick, recently released a
science fiction novel, Skid - The First
Chronicle, the first novel of a science fiction trilogy.
In
his first novel “Skid - The First
Chronicle Skid” Keith Fenwick takes us to a highly sophisticated world where
society is about to fall apart. A world whose leader’s arrogantly assume that
they can do no wrong in the face of the dangerous signs of a disintegrating world
around them. A disintegration caused by a failing in the technology that for so
long has made them undisputed masters of the known universe.
Readers
will immediately recognize the parallels with life as we know it on earth today
as we struggle with the implications of climate change on our world and our
lifestyles.
The
plot addresses some serious themes, touching on issues as wide as the survival
of any planet in the universe - from pollution, to the exploitation of natural
resources - the pros and cons of collective versus individual action - organic
versus synthetic food - survival with humor versus the alienating aspects of a
form of political correctness.
The
use of humor makes the book work effectively - mainly through the reactions of
the "offworlders", Bruce (from New Zealand) and Sue (from the USA).
Both Bruce and Sue react in stereotypical ways as caricatures of the cultures
they come from - the skillful and amusing portrayal of their characteristics
allows readers to laugh at their own attitudes.
Unlike
many science fiction books, skid doesn't get bogged down in detail or stray so
far from known worlds that you lose the plot. Aficionados of science fiction
and anyone who enjoys a good read will enjoy this novel.
This is Keith Fenwick’s
first novel.
Contact details for Keith
Fenwick
Phone Keith: (064) 0272
066 091
Email Keith: fenwickk@vodafone.co.nz
Kindle version http://www.amazon.com/Skid-Tasting-plant-ebook/dp/B009FIAMXS
Catch up with Keith
at his blog http://dirtsdiary.blogspot.co.nz/
Reviews
.....I
found this book to be a great read. Part Space Opera, part satire, this is a
very kiwi novel in many respects. It takes really earthly themes like our
preoccupation with sustainability and the exploitation of diminishing resources
and combines these with the apparent inability of a super alien society to deal
with the change required to accommodate this. Whole the novel is somewhat
predictable it is entertaining and worth a read.
.....A
clever allegory and an engaging read…….
Interesting
and easy to read. Keith keeps the suspense through rich descriptions and
engaging conversations. Themes of environmental awareness and spiritual
discoveries are especially relevant to today's Western culture. The allegory of
technically advanced but spiritually poor aliens that lack a purpose in life
keep reminding you of people you meet in everyday life. The everyday
familiarity in a science fiction setting makes this book stand out.
.....This
is a very easy book to read. I loved the hero with his local New Zealand
connection and "all will be right" attitude.
.....A
very good read - if you like a bit of science fiction.
If
you read between the lines or look a little deeper into the story it is not far
from current happenings today.
.....The
two main characters are easy to relate to for many who would read this book.
And
I think that being able to relate to these two makes the book so engaging and
easy to read.
The
story also gives you somethings to think about and touches on many of the
problems faced in today's world.
Sunday, 13 January 2013
Unashamed self promotion
The other day she who must be obeyed turned up at home wearing this 't' shirt. I was literally gobsmacked. Forget Adwords and Facebook adds and anything else you have to pay for here is the ultimate talking point.
If nothing else the 2 or 300 hundred people who work in my building saw me coming today and hopefully I have shamed at least one or two of them into buying my book. We'll see. But I am this 't' shirt every Friday from now on.
The Book
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